The Jenna
The Jenna hails from sunny Philadelphia, where the men are angry and the women are angrier.
She got her street smarts from working as a KJ in dirty biker bars throughout the Philadelphia area, and by riding SEPTA several hours a day (enough to grow anyone up fast).
In 2005, she met the nerd of her life, and moved to Kansas City. Much to her dismay, Kansas lacked the type of scuzzy bars and public transportation she loved so much. Nevertheless, she stayed and ultimately married her nerd.
The Jenna uses her sparkly and bodacious personality to charm the pants off of everyone she meets. Add to that her one-of-a-kind wit and her awesome boobs, and you’ve got yourself one heck of a gal.
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